We invited some friends to go camping with us this weekend up in BV for some mountain biking and possibly kayaking. My wife sent out an e-mail that mentioned we had a double duckie if anyone wanted to do a float down the Milk Run.
After receiving the e-mail, my co-worker Christopher came over to ask what a double duckie was. And a Milk Run. And BV.
Which led me to observe that if you floated the Milk Run in a double duckie at 5,000 cfs, you would likely get maytagged and end up yard saling all the way through Browns before the Suckhole spit you out.
All of which is a long set-up for the money quote:
"My god, you're 37. What are you talking about? It's like kindergartner-speak."