That's one, for me.

One day, that is.
I got out my snowboard for the first time this season and headed up to Loveland with a couple thousand other people.
The first guys on the lift had slept in a van for a couple days in the parking lot. I think I saw them do one run, then spend the rest of the morning drinking PBR and talking to the TV cameras. Not a bad way to kick off the season.
I think they know what they're doing because after a few laps of the one run open, Loveland had turned into an icy bowling alley. Better to do just one for bragging rights, then have a cold beer and enjoy the sunshine.