Michael Hagen, who we featured in our spread on randonee racing in last week's Out There section, sent a couple pix from his recent trip to Austria, where the children start ski touring before they're out of diapers. The snow's looking pretty decent, eh?
Yah, Good thing none of you girlie-man Out Thaya reportas was wit him - you mighta started a flab-alanche.
ReplyDeleteHear me now and believe me later. The mighty quadriceps of the Out Thaya reporters would crush your little girle-men mountains with their rock-hard pumpitude. Yah.
ReplyDeleteYah. We would not need your girlie-men skis and skins and such. We would grab the mountain top with our hands and use our rock-hard biceps to pull it down to us. Yah. And then we would floss with your peaks. Yah.
I hear those Austrian backcountry huts got free kirshwasser.
ReplyDeleteAustria has best public relations people in the world. They've managed to convince nearly everyone that Beethoven was Austrian and that Hitler was a German.
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